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"Merry Christmas, you're expensive." Said with love, of course. ❤️🎄

Every family has one (or three). The kid whose wish list keeps getting longer, the husband with very specific taste, the sister who only likes the "good" candles. This wrapping paper says what your bank account is thinking, with a smile and a bow on top.

The deep green background, bright red ribbons, and golden stars give it a classic Christmas look, so it's still beautiful under the tree. The message is the little wink that gets everyone laughing on Christmas morning.

Why you'll love it

  • A funny, relatable line in a rich, traditional holiday design
  • Thick 90 gsm fine art paper that folds crisp and doesn't tear easily
  • Choose a smooth matte or high-gloss finish
  • Three sizes: 30" × 36" for a few gifts, 30" × 72" for the family, 30" × 180" for your most expensive people (all of them)

Good to know

  • Printed on one side in high definition
  • Each roll has small white strips at the top and bottom edges with a bar and QR code
  • Rolls start with a short blank protective sheet; just unroll past it to reach the design
  • Care: gently brush off any dust with a soft, clean, dry cloth, working from the center outward

Worth every penny. Mostly. 😉

Merry Christmas You're Expensive Wrapping Paper

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"Merry Christmas, you're expensive." Said with love, of course. ❤️🎄

Every family has one (or three). The kid whose wish list keeps getting longer, the husband with very specific taste, the sister who only likes the "good" candles. This wrapping paper says what your bank account is thinking, with a smile and a bow on top.

The deep green background, bright red ribbons, and golden stars give it a classic Christmas look, so it's still beautiful under the tree. The message is the little wink that gets everyone laughing on Christmas morning.

Why you'll love it

  • A funny, relatable line in a rich, traditional holiday design
  • Thick 90 gsm fine art paper that folds crisp and doesn't tear easily
  • Choose a smooth matte or high-gloss finish
  • Three sizes: 30" × 36" for a few gifts, 30" × 72" for the family, 30" × 180" for your most expensive people (all of them)

Good to know

  • Printed on one side in high definition
  • Each roll has small white strips at the top and bottom edges with a bar and QR code
  • Rolls start with a short blank protective sheet; just unroll past it to reach the design
  • Care: gently brush off any dust with a soft, clean, dry cloth, working from the center outward

Worth every penny. Mostly. 😉